Jan. 24, 1987

When it comes to legendary quarterback Joe Montana, his four Super Bowl wins and national title with the Irish barely come to mind. OK, so that's not true, but Montana did host one of the best "Saturday Night Live" episodes ever. One of his best lines was in the sketch for "Sincere Guy Stu," in which he said "I'll be in my room masturbating."

January 2, 2013