Blackbeard

You know him from: Your nightmares; history
Pirate type: Classic villainous sociopath
Talk like this pirate if: You want to remind people that pirates actually did quite a lot of murder and pillage and other bad stuff; you enjoy lighting your beard on fire and scaring the crap out of all and sundry
Key quotes: "If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am."